Random Group stories are Random

First one-  

I sat there holding the old tome in my lap, dust now coating the knees of my faded blue jeans.  Staring back at me, as I pulled its spine back with a crack. The skeleton then lifted its head up and looked at me with agitation. I screamed so loud that a kittens head exploded.

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Second one-


The tall skinny Demon with red eyes grinned at me as he hovered over my bed. I grinned back, then shoved my concealed shotgun into his stomach, and winked.
"Your move" the demon was adorable, or as adorable as demon can be so not very, then I came to realize I had no shotgun I thought I did but really it was a finger gun.
"Damn!" I yelled, well there went my backup plan. The demon reached out with sharp claws and jabbed them into my wide eyes. Good thing I'm a ghost, and can't feel pain. Then he grabbed the soon to be demon child and stangled it sensless. Ahhhhhhhhhhhh.  I rematerialized behind him "Boo!"  

Light seeped into the room from every direction, my vision fading. Suddenly I awoke in a sweat, safely wrapped in my covers.